"Worst music performance ever. I went to the club with three of my girlfriends, and two of them left with Branch!" - Jason B.
"I couldn't listen to the awesome music over the noise of the two couples in front of me, who wouldn't shut up about how amazing Branch was." - Clara B.
"I tried booking Branch at my micro pub, but some bigwig producer was trying to woo him to his label." - Mgr at Reckless Brewing Co.
"Worst musician ever. I couldn't get my girl to pay any attention to me. The bartender kept wasting her time giving him free drinks." - Brent C.
"I hired this jerk to open at my club, but the fans boo'd the headliner off the stage and kept chanting "Branch! Branch! Branch!" - Jack V. Owner Tumbleweed Saloon